on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Have you ever written something out, knowing there HAS to be an acronym for it?

If not, you'd be surprised how many things actually have acronyms.

I bet dollars to apple fritters you have had a *$ more than one hundred times in your life.  How about the fact that A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush is so common a phrase written on the internet it needs its own acronym: ABITHIWTITB? That shit is crazy! TSIC!

AMRMTYFTS = All My Roommates Thank You For The Show (I've used this countless times.. :-\ )
SITCOM - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage (Yeppers.)
DOEI - Goodbye (in Dutch) (Because I'm so tired of typing out fully grammatically correct Dutch)
WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar (Yeah, ok)
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways (I always assumed it was the stuff I brought home from conferences...SoftWare And Giveaways...never knew about the need for the other.
DUM - Do You Masturbate?(Yes, I do. Why are you typing it shorthand....HMMMM??)
And my favorite...SSEWBA.

More after the jump...

  • DORD - Department Of Redundancy Department
  • DP - Domestic Partner
  • dps - Damage Per Second
  • DPUP - Don't Poop Your Pants
  • DQMOT - Don't Quote Me On This
  • DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
  • DRB - Dirty Rat Bastard
  • DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
  • DSTR8 - Damn Straight
  • DTC - Deep Throaty Chuckle
  • DTRT - Do The Right Thing
  • DUI - Driving Under the Influence
  • DUM - Do You Masturbate?
  • DUNA - Don't Use No Acronyms
  • dunno - i don't know
  • DURS - Damn You Are Sexy
  • DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
  • DUST - Did You See That?
  • DWB - Don't Write Back
  • DWBH - Don't Worry Be Happy
  • DWI - Driving While Intoxicated
  • DWPKOTL - Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
  • DWS - Driving While Stupid
  • DWWWI - Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
  • DWYM - Does What You Mean
  • DYFM - Dude You Fascinate Me
  • DYHAB - Do You Have A Boyfriend?
  • DYHAG - Do You Have A Girlfriend
  • DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When...
  • DYLI - Do You Love It?
  • DYOFDW - Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
  • DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
  • E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
  • E2HO - Each to His/Her Own
  • EAK - Eating at Keyboard
  • EAPFS - Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
  • EE - Electronic Emission
  • EE or EEs - Employee -or- Employees
  • effin - F***ing
  • EFT - Electronic Funds Transfer
  • EG - Evil Grin
  • EL - Evil Laugh
  • EM - Excuse Me
  • EMA - E-Mail Address
  • EMFBI - Excuse Me For Butting In
  • EMFJI - Excuse Me For Jumping In
  • EMI - Excuse My Ignorance
  • EML - Email Me Later
  • EMRTW - Evil Monkey's Rule The World
  • EMSG - E-Mail Message
  • EOD - End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
  • EOL - End Of Life
  • EOM - End Of Message
  • EOT - End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
  • ESAD - Eat Sh** And Die
  • ESADYFA - Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
  • ESEMED - Every Second Every Minute Every Day
  • ESH - Experience, Strength, and Hope
  • ESMF - Eat Sh** Mother F***er
  • ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
  • ETA - Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
  • ETLA - ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
  • every1 - everyone
  • EVRE1 - Every One
  • EWI - E-mailing While Intoxicated
  • EZ - Easy
  • F2F - Face-to-Face
  • FAB - Features Attributes Benefits
  • FAH - F***ing A Hot
  • FAP - F***ing A Pissed
  • FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
  • FASB - Fast Ass Son Bitchii
  • FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
  • FAWOMFT - Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
  • FAY - F*** All Y'all
  • FB - F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
  • FBI - F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
  • FBKS - Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
  • FBOCD - Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • FCFS - First Come, First Served
  • FCOL - For Crying Out Loud
  • FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
  • FE - Fatal Error
  • FEAR - Forget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
  • FF - Friends Forever
  • FF&PN - Fresh Fields and Pastures New
  • FFS - For F*** Sake
  • FGDAI - Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
  • FIF - F*** I'm Funny
  • FIFO - First In, First Out
  • FIGS - French, Italian, German, Spanish
  • FIIK - F*** If I Know
  • FIL - Father-In-Law
  • FILF - Father I'd Like to F***
  • FILTH - Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
  • FINE - F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
  • FISH - First in, Still Here
  • FITB - Fill In The Blanks
  • FLA - Four Letter Acronym
  • FLUID - F***ing Look it Up, I Did
  • FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMTYEWTK - Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
  • FMUTA - F*** Me Up The Ass
  • FNG - F***ing New Guy
  • FO - F*** Off
  • FOAD - F*** Off And Die
  • FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
  • FOAG - F*** Off And Google
  • FOC - Free of Charge
  • FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
  • FOGC - Fear Of Getting Caught
  • FOL - Fond of Leather
  • FOMC - Fell Off My Chair
  • IDKY - I Don't Know You
  • IDM - It Does Not Matter
  • IDRK - I Don't Really Know
  • IDST - I Didn't Say That
  • IDTA - I Did That Already
  • IDTS - I Don't Think So
  • IEF - It's Esther's Fault
  • IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
  • IFAB - I Found A Bug
  • IFU - I F***ed Up
  • IGGP - I Gotta Go Pee
  • IGTP - I Get The Point
  • IGWS - It Goes Without Saying
  • IGWST - It Goes Without Saying That
  • IGYHTBT - I Guess You Had To Be There
  • IHA - I Hate Acronyms
  • IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
  • IHNO - I Have No Opinion
  • IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
  • IHU - I Hear You
  • IIABDFI - If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
  • IIIO - Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
  • IIMAD - If It Makes An(y) Difference
  • IINM - If I'm Not Mistaken
  • IIR - If I Remember -or- If I Recall
  • IIRC - If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
  • IIT - Is It Tight?
  • IITLYTO - If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
  • IITM - It's In The Mail
  • IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IITYWYBMAD - If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IIWM - If It Were Me
  • IJPMP - I Just Pissed My Pants
  • IJS - I'm Just Saying...
  • IJWTK - I Just Want To Know
  • IJWTS - I Just Want To Say
  • IKALOPLT - I Know A Lot Of People Like That
  • IKR - I Know, Right?
  • IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
  • IKYABWAI - I Know You Are But What Am I?
  • ILA - I Love Acronyms
  • ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
  • ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
  • ILMJ - I Love My Job
  • ILU - I Love You
  • ILUAAF - I Love You As A Friend
  • ILY - I Love You
  • IM - Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
  • IM2BZ2P - I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
  • IMA - I Might Add
  • IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
  • IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
  • IME - In My Experience
  • IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
  • IMGC - I Might Get Caught
  • IMHEIUO - In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
  • IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
  • IMJS - I'M Just Saying
  • IMNERHO - In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
  • IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
  • IMO - In My Opinion
  • IMOO - In My Own Opinion
  • IMPOV - In My Point Of View
  • IMR - I Mean Really
  • IMRU - I Am, Are You?
  • IMS - I Am Sorry
  • INBD - It's No Big Deal
  • INMP - It's Not My Problem
  • INNW - If Not Now, When
  • INPO - In No Particular Order
  • INUCOSM - It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
  • IOH - I'm Outta Here
  • ION - Index Of Names
  • IONO - I Don't Know
  • IOT - In Order To
  • IOU - I Owe You
  • IOUD - Inside, Outside, Upside Down
  • IOW - In Other Words
  • IPN - I'm Posting Naked
  • IRL - In Real Life
  • ISAGN - I See A Great Need
  • ISH - Insert Sarcasm Here
  • ISO - In Search Of
  • ISS - I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
  • ISSYGTI - I'm So Sure You Get The Idea
  • ISTM - It Seems To Me
  • ISTR - I Seem To Remember
  • ISWC - If Stupid Were a Crime
  • ISWYM - I See What You Mean
  • ISYALS - I'll Send You A Letter Soon
  • ITA - I Totally Agree
  • ITFA - In The Final Analysis
  • ITIGBS - I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
  • ITM - In The Money
  • ITMA - It's That Man Again
  • ITS - Intense Text Sex
  • ITSFWI - If The Shoe Fits Wear It
  • IUM - If You Must
  • IWALU - I Will Always Love You
  • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA - I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
  • IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If
  • IWFU - I Wanna F*** You
  • IWIWU - I Wish I Was You
  • IWSN - I Want Sex Now
  • IYAOYAS - If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
  • IYD - In Your Dreams
  • IYDMMA - If You Don't Mind My Asking
  • IYFD - In Your F***ing Dreams
  • IYFEG - Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
  • IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
  • IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  • IYO - In Your Opinion
  • IYQ - I Like You
  • IYSS - If You Say So
  • IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
  • J/C - Just Checking
  • J/J - Just Joking
  • J/K - Just Kidding
  • J/O - Jerking Off
  • J/P - Just Playing
  • J/W - Just Wondering
  • J2LYK - Just To Let You Know
  • J4F - Just For Fun
  • J4G - Just For Grins
  • J4T or JFT - Just For Today
  • J5M - Just Five Minutes
  • JAD - Just Another day
  • JAFO - Just Another F***ing Onlooker
  • JAFS - Just A F***ing Salesman
  • JAM - Just A Minute
  • JAS - Just A Second
  • JC - Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
  • JDI - Just Do It
  • JDMJ - Just Doing My Job
  • JEOMK - Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
  • JFH - Just F*** Her
  • JFI - Just For Information
  • JHO - Just Helping Out
  • JHOM - Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
  • JHOMF - Just Helping Out My Friend(s)
  • JIC - Just In Case
  • NTK - Nice To Know
  • NTM - Not That Much
  • NTMU - Nice To Meet You
  • NTTAWWT - Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
  • NTW - Not To Worry
  • NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
  • NUB - New person to a site or game
  • NUFF - Enough Said
  • NVM - NeVer Mind
  • NVNG - Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
  • NW - No Way
  • NWAL - Nerd Without A Life
  • NWOT - New WithOut Tags
  • NWR - Not Work Related
  • NWT - New With Tags
  • NYC - Not Your Concern
  • NYCFS - New York City Finger Salute
  • O - Opponent -or- Over
  • OAO - Over And Out
  • OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
  • OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
  • OB - Obligatory
  • OBE - Overcome By Events
  • OBO - Or Best Offer
  • OBTW - Oh By The Way
  • OBX - Old Battle Axe
  • OC - Original Character -or- Own Character
  • OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • ODTAA - One Damn Thing After Another
  • ofc - of course
  • OG - Original Gangsta
  • OIC - Oh, I See
  • OICU812 - Oh I See, You Ate One Too
  • OK - All Correct
  • OL - Old Lady
  • OLL - OnLine Love
  • OLN - OnLine Netiquette
  • OLO - Only Laughed Once
  • OM - Old Man
  • OMB - Oh My Buddha
  • OMDB - Over My Dead Body
  • OMFG - Oh My F***ing God
  • OMG - Oh My God
  • OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
  • OML - Oh My Lord
  • OMW - On My Way
  • ONID - Oh No I Didn't
  • ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
  • ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
  • ONUD - Oh No You Didn't
  • OO - Over and Out
  • OOAK - One Of A Kind
  • OOC - Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
  • OOF - Out Of Facility
  • OOI - Out Of Interest
  • OOO - Out Of Office
  • OOS - Out Of Stock
  • OOT - Out Of Touch
  • OOTB - Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
  • OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment
  • OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
  • OSINTOT - Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
  • OST - On Second Thought
  • OT - Off Topic
  • OTASOIC - Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
  • OTC - Over The Counter
  • OTF - Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
  • OTH - Off The Hook
  • OTL - Out To Lunch
  • OTOH - On The Other Hand
  • OTP - On The Phone
  • OTS - On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
  • OTT - Over The Top
  • OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
  • OTW - Off The Wall
  • OUSU - Oh, You Shut Up
  • OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
  • OZ - Australia
  • P - Partner
  • P&C - Private & Confidential
  • P-ZA - Pizza
  • P2C2E - Process Too Complicated Too Explain
  • P2U4URAQTP - Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
  • P911 - Parent Alert
  • PA - Parent Alert
  • PAL - Parents Are Listening
  • PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff
  • PAW - Parents Are Watching
  • PB - Potty Break
  • PBB - Parent Behind Back
  • PBEM - Play By EMail
  • PBIAB - Pay Back Is A Bitch
  • PBJ - Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
  • PC - Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
  • PCM - Please Call Me
  • PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • PD - Public Domain
  • PDA - Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
  • PDOMA - Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
  • PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick
  • PDS - Please Don't Shout
  • PEBCAC - Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
  • PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
  • PEEP - People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
  • peeps - people
  • PFA - Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
  • PFC - Pretty F***ing Cold
  • phat - Pretty Hot And Tempting
  • PHB - Pointy Haired Boss
  • PHS - Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
  • PIAPS - Pig In A Pant Suit
  • PIBKAC - Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
  • PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
  • PIF - Paid In Full
  • PIMP - Peeing In My Pants
  • PIMPL - Peeing In My Pants Laughing
  • SITD - Still In The Dark
  • SIUP - Suck It Up Pussy
  • SIUYA - Shove It Up Your Ass
  • sk8er - skater
  • sk8r - skater
  • SL - Second Life
  • SLAP - Sounds Like A Plan
  • SLAW - Sounds Like A Winner
  • SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
  • SLM - See Last Mail
  • SLOM - Sticking Leeches On Myself
  • SLT - Something Like That
  • SM - Senior Moment
  • SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
  • SMB - Suck My Balls
  • SME - Subject Matter Expert
  • SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
  • SMH - Shaking My Head
  • SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
  • SMOP - Small Matter of Programming
  • smt - something
  • SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
  • SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
  • SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  • SO - Significant Other
  • SOB - Son Of a B*tch
  • SOBT - Stressed Out Big Time
  • SODDI - Some Other Dude Did It
  • SOE - Start Of Exams
  • SOGOP - Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
  • SOH - Sense Of Humor
  • SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
  • SOI - Self Owning Idiot
  • SOIAR - Sit On It And Rotate
  • sok - it's ok
  • SOL - Sh** Out of Luck
  • solomo - Social, Local, Mobile
  • some1 - someone
  • SOMY - Sick Of Me Yet
  • SOOYA - Snake Out Of Your Ass
  • SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
  • SorG - Straight or Gay
  • SOS - Same Old Sh** -or- help
  • SOT - Short On Time
  • SOTMG - Short On Time, Must Go
  • SOW - Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
  • soz - Sorry
  • SPOC - Single Point Of Contact
  • SRO - Standing Room Only
  • srsly - seriously
  • SSC - Super Sexy Cute
  • SSDD - Same Sh** Different Day
  • SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  • SSIA - Subject Says It All
  • STBX - Soon To Be Ex
  • STBY - Sucks To Be You
  • STD - Seal The Deal -or- Save The Date -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
  • STFU - Shut The F*** Up
  • STFW - Search The F***ing Web
  • sth - something
  • STM - Spank The Monkey
  • STPPYNOZGTW - Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
  • STR8 - Straight
  • STS - So To Speak
  • STW - Search The Web
  • STYS - Speak To You Soon
  • SU - Shut Up
  • SUAC - Sh** Up A Creek
  • SUAKM - Shut Up And Kiss Me
  • SUFI - Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
  • SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
  • SUL - Snooze You Lose
  • sup - what's up?
  • sux - sucks
  • SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
  • SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
  • SWAK - Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
  • SWALBCAKWS - Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
  • SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
  • SWDYT - So What Do You Think?
  • sweet<3 - sweetheart
  • SWF - Single White Female
  • SWIM - See What I Mean?
  • SWIS - See What I'm Saying
  • SWL - Screaming With Laughter
  • SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
  • SWU - So What's Up
  • SYL - See You Later
  • SYS - See You Soon
  • SYT - See You Tomorrow
  • s^ - what's up?
  • T&C - Terms & Conditions
  • T2UL - Talk To You Later
  • T2UT - Talk To You Tomorrow
  • T@YL - Talk At You Later
  • TA - Thanks Again
  • TABOOMA - Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
  • TAF - That's All, Folks
  • TAFN - That's All For Now
  • TAH - Take A Hike
  • TAKS - That's A Knee Slapper
  • TAM - Thanks A Million
  • TANJ - There Ain't No Justice
  • TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  • TAP - Take A Pill
  • TARFU - Things Are Really F***ed Up
  • TAS - Taking A Shower
  • TAW - Teachers Are Watching
  • TB - Titty Bar
  • TBA - To Be Advised
  • TBC - To Be Continued
  • TBD - To Be Determined
  • TBE - Thick Between Ears
  • TBH - To Be Honest
  • TBYB - Try Before You Buy
  • TC - Take Care
  • TCB - Trouble Came Back
  • TCOY - Take Care Of Yourself
  • TDM - Too Darn Many
  • TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
  • TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
  • TFDS - That's For Darn Sure
  • TFH - Thread From Hell
  • TFLMS - Thanks For Letting Me Share
  • TFM - Thanks From M
  • W9 - Wife in room
  • WABOC - What A Bunch Of Crap
  • WAD - Without A Doubt
  • WAEF - When All Else Fails
  • WAFB - What A F***ing Bitch
  • WAFM - What A F***ing Mess
  • WAFS - Warm And Fuzzies
  • WAFU - What A F*** Up
  • WAG - Wild Ass Guess
  • WAI - What An Idiot
  • WAK - What A Kiss
  • WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
  • WAYD - What Are You Doing?
  • WAYN - Where Are You Now?
  • WB - Welcome Back -or- Write Back
  • WBS - Write Back Soon
  • WBU - What 'Bout You?
  • WC - Who Cares
  • WCA - Who Cares Anyway
  • WCMTSU - We Can't Make This Sh** Up
  • WD - Well Done
  • WDALYIC - Who Died And Left You In Charge?
  • WDDD - Woopie Doo Da Dey
  • WDR - With Due Respect
  • WDT - Who Does That?
  • WDYM - What Do You Mean?
  • WDYMBT - What Do You Mean By That?
  • WDYS - What Did You Say?
  • WDYT - What Do You Think?
  • WE - Whatever
  • WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
  • WETSU - We Eat This Sh** Up
  • WF - Way Fun
  • WFM - Works For Me
  • WG - Wicked Grin
  • WGAFF - Who Gives A Flying F***
  • WGMGD - What Get's Measured Get's Done
  • WIBAMU - Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
  • WIBNI - Wouldn't It Be Nice If
  • WIIFM - What's In It For Me
  • WIIFY - What's In It For You
  • WILB - Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing
  • WILCO - Will Comply
  • WIM - Woe Is Me
  • WIP - Work In Process
  • wirld - world
  • WISP - Winning Is So Pleasureable
  • WIT - Wordsmith In Training
  • WITFITS - What In The F*** Is This Sh**
  • WITW - What In The World
  • WIU - Wrap It Up
  • wkewl - way cool
  • WLMIRL - Would Like to Meet In Real Life
  • WMHGB - Where Many Have Gone Before
  • WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
  • WMPL - Wet My Pants Laughing
  • WNOHGB - Where No One Has Gone Before
  • WOA - Work Of Art
  • WOG - Wise Old Guy
  • WOM - Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
  • WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
  • WOOF - Well Off Older Folks
  • woot - We Own the Other Team
  • WOP - With Out Papers
  • word - it means cool, a.k.a. word up
  • WOTAM - Waste Of Time And Money
  • WOTD - Word Of The Day
  • WP - Well Played
  • WRT - With Regard To -or- With Respect To
  • wru - where are you?
  • WRUD - What Are You Doing?
  • WRUDATM - What Are You Doing At The Moment?
  • WT - Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
  • WTB - Want To Buy
  • WTF - What The F***
  • WTFDYJS - What The F*** Did You Just Say?
  • WTFGDA - Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
  • WTFH - What The F***ing Hell
  • WTFWYCM - Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
  • WTG - Way To Go
  • WTG4a\\%/ - Want To Go For A Drink
  • WTGP - Want To Go Private?
  • WTH - What The Heck
  • WTHOW - White Trash Headline Of the Week
  • WTMI - Way Too Much Information
  • WTN - What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
  • WTS - Want To Sell
  • WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine
  • WTSHTF - When The Sh** Hits The Fan
  • WTTM - Without Thinking Too Much
  • WU - What's Up
  • WUF - Where You From
  • WUWH - Wish You Were Here
  • WUWHIMA - Wish You Were Here In My Arms
  • wuz - was
  • wuz4dina - What's for dinner?
  • wuzup - what's up?
  • WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?
  • WWSD - What Would Satan Do?
  • WWY - Where Were You?
  • WX - Weather
  • WYCM - Will You Call Me?
  • WYD - What You Doing?
  • WYFM - Would You F*** Me?
  • WYGISWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For
  • WYM - What do You Mean?
  • wymyn - women
  • WYP - What's Your Problem?
  • WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
  • WYS - Whatever You Say
  • WYSILOB - What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
  • WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
  • WYSLPG - What You See Looks Pretty Good
  • WYT - Whatever You Think
  • WYWH - Wish You Were Here
  • X-I-10 - Exciting
  • XLNT - Excellent
  • XME - Excuse Me
  • XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
  • XOXOZZZ - Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
  • XQZT - Exquisite
  • XTC - Ecstasy
  • XXCC - Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
  • Y - Why? -or- Yes
  • YA - Yet Another
  • YA yaya - Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
  • YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym
  • YACC - Yet Another Calendar Company
  • YAFIYGI - You Asked For It You Got It
  • YAJWD - You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
  • YAOTM - Yet Another Off Topic Message
  • YATFM - You Are Too F***ing Much
  • YAUN - Yet Another Unix Nerd
  • YBF - You've Been F***ed
  • YBS - You'll Be Sorry
  • YBY - Yeah Baby Yeah
  • YBYSA - You Bet Your Sweet Ass
  • YCMTSU - You Can't Make This Sh** Up
  • YCT - Your Comment To
  • YDKM - You Don't Know Me
  • YEPPIES - Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
  • YGBK - You Gotta Be Kidding
  • YGBSM - You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
  • YGLT - You're Gonna Love This
  • YGM - You've Got Mail
  • YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
  • YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
  • YHM - You Have Mail
  • YIC - Yours In Christ
  • YIU - Yes, I Understand
  • YIWGP - Yes, I Will Go Private
  • YKW - You Know What?
  • YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
  • YLH - Your Loving Husband
  • YLW - Your Loving Wife
  • YM - Your Mother
  • YMAK - You May Already Know
  • YMAL - You Might Also Like
  • YMMD - You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
  • YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
  • YNK - You Never Know
  • YOYO - You're On Your Own
  • YR - Yeah Right
  • YRYOCC - You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
  • YS - You Stinker
  • YSAN - You're Such A Nerd
  • ysdiw8 - why should i wait?
  • YSIC - Why Should I Care?
  • YSK - You Should Know
  • YSYD - Yeah, Sure You Do
  • YTB - You're The Best
  • YTRNW - Yeah That's Right, Now What?
  • YTTM - You Talk Too Much
  • YTTT - You Telling The Truth?
  • YUPPIES - Young Urban Professionals
  • YW - You're Welcome
  • YWIA - You're Welcome In Advance
  • YY4U - Too Wise For You
  • YYSSW - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
  • zerg - To gang up on someone
  • ZMG or ZOMG - Oh My God
  • ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired
  • \M/ - Heavy Metal Music
  • ^5 - High Five
  • ^RUP^ - Read Up Please
  • ^URS - Up Yours

#OccupyWallStreet Bigotry, Incoherency and Moronspeak

on Sunday, October 23, 2011
I have reminded you time and time and time again who the Left are.  They wonderfully paint themselves as the party of tolerance and openness.  They're anything but.

The above posts speak for themselves, they're a disgusting breed of racists, bigots, hypocrites and power-mad fear mongers. However I believe the political Left has taken a more drastic turn.  Each day, a new Democrat endorses the Occupy Wall Street lazyass camping vacation, sit in for trustfund babies, protest, hypocritical whine-a-thon...however when the enemy pig that we unfortunately need to call the president endorses them and shares their frustration too, well, there's a big problem.

And, in case you've only been watching the main stream media's coverage of Occupy Wall Street you have a picture in your head that it's just a peaceful group of average Americans frustrated with government. That's the Obama talking point he's got his media parroting on his behalf to turn you into a sympathizer.  Wall Street, the Unions, voter fraud and an American-Idol-couch-potato-reality-TV society created this abomination of a president, so don't let him fool you - PLEASE.

It appears I need to post another reminder.

This is who your little president has out there fighting his war on class.  This is who his foot soldiers are.  This is who he has brainwashed into believing their fighting against "millionaires and billionaires" when it's actually people that EARN more than $250,000 a year. How that qualifies them as millionaires and billionaires is beyond me.

This is who one third (HuffPoop post, so consider the source) of the country supposedly agrees with as opposed to the TEA Party.

Beware of these stats please, just like Huffpoop twists the poll that says "One third claim government is to blame for crisis" into "One third agree with Occupy Wall Street" be wary of the same tactic when you hear a major nightly news show announce "growing support"...think about how they're twisting it to their agenda.

This, is your president's doing, congratulations:

on Friday, October 21, 2011
With a hat tip to shamrockit.com some interesting quotes from Obama's mouth.

In case you're wondering who this Obama is, no he isn't some radical in some whacked out country spreading these messages of hate.  He's the guy America voted to become "president" of the United States.

Check these out:

"I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites."

"I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race."  

"There was something about her that made me wary, a little too sure of herself, maybe and white."


"It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names."

"I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself: the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela."  

"I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."  

Radical Comics - Damaged

on Thursday, October 20, 2011
If you aren't reading 'Damaged' the Radical book by David Lapham & Leonardo Manco, you hate comics with a seething, deadly passion and I feel for you, dearly.

Anti-hero meets buddy movie meets Rambo, Damaged delivers all the goods.


No spoilers, so here goes:


Aging detective Frank Lincoln is on the outs with the city big wigs.  He's old, one of his cops may or may not have an ethics problem regarding the Russian mob and he hasn't delivered in a while.  With an election coming, that usually means one thing for the old horses...time to retire or be forced out.  The mayor and his people have their ducks lined up and a new shiny little bauble...literally:


Lieutenant Jack Cassidy, a young go-getter hand picked by the powers that be to move into the leading position of Lincoln's task force.  The task force which currently seems to be unable to bring a massive breakout of violence to an end. Elected officials don't really care about that, unless it's re-election time.  It seems gangs are breaking out in all directions taking each other out with viscous and predatory brutality.  All the big brains can't figure it out.

An entire house, with an army of gangsters inside is burned to the ground...everyone inside shot dead. Jack points out that an army of shooters must have been there. Casings everywhere, bullet holes all over the place, multiple casualties...this had to be a war. Frank walks into the door and knows exactly what he's looking at. No, he's not crooked and involved with the mobsters...Frank has a brother.

Meet Henry Lincoln:


Henry's not your typical cop.  In fact, despite the permanency of a badge upon his chest, Henry's not a cop at all.

Anyway, one person got out of the massacre alive and is in the hospital. Frank and Jack pay him a visit where he sings about an arms shipment coming in that very night.

Knowing Henry's in town and knowing how Henry does business, Frank knows he's one step ahead.  Frank sends Jack on a little treasure hunt while he waits for the inevitable down at the waterfront.

A tugboat approaches and Frank stares out of the front of his windshield.  As it gets closer he gets out, opens his trunk and puts on his body armor, loads his shotgun and waits...

Like I said, no spoilers.

That was just issue 1!

Quit Bitching And Read Your Comics, Or Don't Buy 'Em

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.  Lighten up Francis...

Spoilers:


It seems that's all comic "fans" are able to do lately. Marvel has an event: bitch. DC reboots: bitch. Image is late with a title: bitch. Joe Q. eats a burrito: bitch.

The latest round of repining I've seen on Twitter and message boards alike is that Marvel dared make a seven issue run called "Fear Itself". Every grievance you can imagine from "It started off good but ended badly" (No, that was you being excited at first and realizing you had to get on the "I don't like this event" bandwagon) to "There's too may tie-ins" (Yeah, as if too many choices of books is a bad thing).

So I'll examine Fear Itself. It was a great story, had great art, some cool looking characters and some pretty dramatic results in the end. But all anyone could do was cry about the "deplorable state of comics" and "how dare they make another event". I'll agree partially with the too many events thing, it makes me feel like I have to read it.  But I know I don't...and it's my choice to plop them on the counter and pay for them.

With Fear Itself I'm glad I did, as I am with Shadowland. Granted 'possession' wasn't the most creative way to handle it -- but look at the latest Daredevil volume! It's awesome! But back to Fear Itself. The art throughout was impressive, I'd say it was some of Immonen's best stuff. The action was fast and brutal...the Hulk getting smashed through a building by Thor was a tasty nugget. Cap's shield getting broken by a single hand of the Serpent.  Thor defying his father and siding with humankind. The Thing! Infused with godlike powers! Rampaging up and down Yancy Street! Rambling in hellspeak and basically tearing shit apart!  Yes please, more of that!

But the icing on the cake was page 15 of Book 7.  I'll say that it was one of the best moments in Marvel's recent history. There was Steve Rogers holding Mjölnir over his head, with a cast of regular people from the town of Broxton around him and he shouts, "Avengers Assemble!!". I stared at that page for a good 2 minutes. It was reminiscent of Captain America screaming "Do you think the A on this helmet stands for France?!"  I thought it was that good.

So, obviously I enjoyed it.  But why couldn't the fanbois?  I don't mean to infer that if I like something, everyone should...people have different tastes - but if all you're doing is complaining about something why on earth are you friggin buying it?  Let's examine the most popular complaints:

"That isn't cannon. In FF #9, Reed never used the word "continuum". I know this because I downloaded the entire FF history through a torrent site."

  1. Too many so-called events:
  2. This is the singular most infuriating argument I ever hear. Yes, Marvel's doing it to make a buck and have us buy more books.  They're in the business of selling comic books to people that walk into comic book shops. Just because there's a banner on top of the book that says "EVENT!!" doesn't mean anything different.  It still contains the same characters, writers and art you buy the books to read about anyway.  So if Fear Itself was just, say, Avengers 11-17, or Thor 309-315, would you complain about the story line? Nope, you wouldn't.  You'd call it a "great run".

    Have they changed the game a bit by making the "events" separate books unto themselves instead of having runs happen organically within a title, bringing in supporting cast members to said title? Yes.  But who cares?  Pretend Frank Miller's first issues on Daredevil that started with DD #158 was instead called "Kidnapped!" and numbered 1-5 would it make that run any less exciting?  No, and you know it.

  3. It never changes anything:
  4. Oh please. Of course it changes things. Shadowland we have a new, awesome series.
Go buy this series, it's really, really good.
    Black Panther is running Hell's Kitchen for crying out loud!  What a separation from a blind white guy to a broken down Black king running around on the streets taking names whilst kicking ass. 
    I don't care for Liss as a writer, but uhhh...that's a major change people. Yes, Murdock will be back in Hell's Kitchen but we have an awesome new series examining an entire new side of him.  What's going through his mind during this new series? What will become of Black Panther once Matt comes back to his turf?  What changes will Matt make?  How will he behave differently?  Will he still live by the "Batman code"?  Fellow Daredevil fans, let's see and find out.  And if you hate Daredevil, what were you reading Shadowland for?  The tie-ins you hate so much?  Make sense or STFU please.
     Oh, and Thor's dead. Bucky's dead. Cap broke his shield. I can hear you all now saying, "Oh, they'll be back. Marvel never kills a major character, pfft." No shit Sherlock. Hey, let's kill James Bond in the second film because that would be more realistic. It's the same old song and dance from the fanboi crowd every time something happens. "OMG if that was another clone or LMD I am done with comics forever. I will refuse, on my amazing principle, to ever pay a single red cent again for this drivel they throw at us and expect us to just buy. WAAAAAHHH!"
    So what do you want?  Do you want Marvel to never do anything and just write issue after issue of self-contained stories? Maybe a two parter! Or do you want them to kill these characters off forever, never to be seen again and start making some new characters?
    I see it like this: If you're willing to make the leap of faith to read stories about guys that fly, shoot lasers out of their eyes (I know, they're not lasers!), speak to each other telepathically, teleport through space and time, meeting themselves in the past, or future, meeting people that have been dead -- so on and so forth, you can't make the leap that there's a way in that magical fairy tale world to bring people back from the dead?  You know what that's called?  Bitching for the sake of bitching. 
With all that said. My main two points are: If you don't like "events" don't buy them.  Don't post in threads about the event to tell everyone how horrid it is.  (1. Why are you wasting your money on it if it's so horrid pirate 2.) Don't read it.  Buy what you like.  Events are nothing but a way to keep a story contained in a slot, while continuing the other stories that focus on the characters.  Would I prefer they take these events and just have "good runs" in a title every now and then?  Doesn't bother me, I like comics and I like reading them. If I have a lot of choice, I'm a happy comic buyer.

Oh, and thank you to DC for the New 52.  I'm getting into some titles I was always too scared to jump into, thinking I had to know their entire history in order to jump in.  But you've made me a fan of some great new characters and I can't wait to get home and read Red Hood And The Outlaws #2.

Thoughts?


Those That Have Served

on Friday, October 14, 2011
This people are either active military, retired military or military familes. In my opinion, a family sacrifices the same amount as does the person they are supperting.

This is the only way I can say THANK YOU, right now:

@angrymom80
@aretheynuts
@arlenearmy
@arping
@arra
@Asperger_Mom
@bamagirl0117
@beefmyers
@bev3560
@Bilkel55
@billk77
@bullslapper
@bushpir8
@buttsplc05
@CDNnow
@CharlesSnee
@ChuckNellis
@CLHunting1
@CommentsOnNatio
@CraigR3521
@CrockettLives
@DevildogCPL
@DonatellaDavis
@donsspencer
@dwcbubba
@ElMalevo
@FishForde
@frankshearer
@FreedomSentinel
@GLCmom
@gohatt
@Gonendunit
@IAMPCBob
@indigenous01
@JimELiv
@JoeSixpackSays
@JohnHLynn
@johnmgrantham
@johnsykes1035
@kissatex
@LeftFighter
@luvGodncountry
@Mar4L
@MarineDadGA
@mastadonarmy
@MaxTollensJr
@MelissaRNMBA
@Miller51550
@mjgranger1
@Mud_N_Lace
@NanaMary05
@NixIncumbents
@novid7
@ObamaBash
@OkieBartian
@osPatriot
@PhillipNLegg
@phjwi2
@PMgeezer
@pops07866
@presidentdiary
@PurpleHeart0629
@rcdellara
@retbilpat
@RightonMainSt
@rightwingertoo
@RobHoey
@RobMcCarthyJr
@ROCKWITHBECK
@rrommel9999
@Sami_Shamieh
@Skycop1
@StacyOnTheRight
@steverocknroll
@stumbef
@StupidBoomers
@TAPJR
@tcottruth
@tuesafter
@txantimedia
@USCGAuxVin
@VAMBOA
@vetsforwest
@WJGBalderama
@wrenmeyers