Have you ever written something out, knowing there HAS to be an acronym for it?

If not, you'd be surprised how many things actually have acronyms.

I bet dollars to apple fritters you have had a *$ more than one hundred times in your life.  How about the fact that A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush is so common a phrase written on the internet it needs its own acronym: ABITHIWTITB? That shit is crazy! TSIC!

AMRMTYFTS = All My Roommates Thank You For The Show (I've used this countless times.. :-\ )
SITCOM - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage (Yeppers.)
DOEI - Goodbye (in Dutch) (Because I'm so tired of typing out fully grammatically correct Dutch)
WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar (Yeah, ok)
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways (I always assumed it was the stuff I brought home from conferences...SoftWare And Giveaways...never knew about the need for the other.
DUM - Do You Masturbate?(Yes, I do. Why are you typing it shorthand....HMMMM??)
And my favorite...SSEWBA.

More after the jump...

• DORD - Department Of Redundancy Department
• DP - Domestic Partner
• dps - Damage Per Second
• DPUP - Don't Poop Your Pants
• DQMOT - Don't Quote Me On This
• DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
• DRB - Dirty Rat Bastard
• DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
• DSTR8 - Damn Straight
• DTC - Deep Throaty Chuckle
• DTRT - Do The Right Thing
• DUI - Driving Under the Influence
• DUM - Do You Masturbate?
• DUNA - Don't Use No Acronyms
• dunno - i don't know
• DURS - Damn You Are Sexy
• DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
• DUST - Did You See That?
• DWB - Don't Write Back
• DWBH - Don't Worry Be Happy
• DWI - Driving While Intoxicated
• DWPKOTL - Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
• DWS - Driving While Stupid
• DWWWI - Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
• DWYM - Does What You Mean
• DYFM - Dude You Fascinate Me
• DYHAB - Do You Have A Boyfriend?
• DYHAG - Do You Have A Girlfriend
• DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When...
• DYLI - Do You Love It?
• DYOFDW - Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
• DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
• E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
• E2HO - Each to His/Her Own
• EAK - Eating at Keyboard
• EAPFS - Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
• EE - Electronic Emission
• EE or EEs - Employee -or- Employees
• effin - F***ing
• EFT - Electronic Funds Transfer
• EG - Evil Grin
• EL - Evil Laugh
• EM - Excuse Me
• EMA - E-Mail Address
• EMFBI - Excuse Me For Butting In
• EMFJI - Excuse Me For Jumping In
• EMI - Excuse My Ignorance
• EML - Email Me Later
• EMRTW - Evil Monkey's Rule The World
• EMSG - E-Mail Message
• EOD - End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
• EOL - End Of Life
• EOM - End Of Message
• EOT - End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
• ESAD - Eat Sh** And Die
• ESADYFA - Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
• ESEMED - Every Second Every Minute Every Day
• ESH - Experience, Strength, and Hope
• ESMF - Eat Sh** Mother F***er
• ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
• ETA - Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
• ETLA - ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
• every1 - everyone
• EVRE1 - Every One
• EWI - E-mailing While Intoxicated
• EZ - Easy
• F2F - Face-to-Face
• FAB - Features Attributes Benefits
• FAH - F***ing A Hot
• FAP - F***ing A Pissed
• FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
• FASB - Fast Ass Son Bitchii
• FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
• FAWOMFT - Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
• FAY - F*** All Y'all
• FB - F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
• FBI - F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
• FBKS - Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
• FBOCD - Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
• FCFS - First Come, First Served
• FCOL - For Crying Out Loud
• FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
• FE - Fatal Error
• FEAR - Forget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
• FF - Friends Forever
• FF&PN - Fresh Fields and Pastures New
• FFS - For F*** Sake
• FGDAI - Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
• FIF - F*** I'm Funny
• FIFO - First In, First Out
• FIGS - French, Italian, German, Spanish
• FIIK - F*** If I Know
• FIL - Father-In-Law
• FILF - Father I'd Like to F***
• FILTH - Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
• FINE - F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
• FISH - First in, Still Here
• FITB - Fill In The Blanks
• FLA - Four Letter Acronym
• FLUID - F***ing Look it Up, I Did
• FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
• FMTYEWTK - Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
• FMUTA - F*** Me Up The Ass
• FNG - F***ing New Guy
• FO - F*** Off
• FOAD - F*** Off And Die
• FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
• FOAG - F*** Off And Google
• FOC - Free of Charge
• FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
• FOGC - Fear Of Getting Caught
• FOL - Fond of Leather
• FOMC - Fell Off My Chair
• IDKY - I Don't Know You
• IDM - It Does Not Matter
• IDRK - I Don't Really Know
• IDST - I Didn't Say That
• IDTA - I Did That Already
• IDTS - I Don't Think So
• IEF - It's Esther's Fault
• IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
• IFAB - I Found A Bug
• IFU - I F***ed Up
• IGGP - I Gotta Go Pee
• IGTP - I Get The Point
• IGWS - It Goes Without Saying
• IGWST - It Goes Without Saying That
• IGYHTBT - I Guess You Had To Be There
• IHA - I Hate Acronyms
• IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
• IHNO - I Have No Opinion
• IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
• IHU - I Hear You
• IIABDFI - If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
• IIIO - Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
• IIMAD - If It Makes An(y) Difference
• IINM - If I'm Not Mistaken
• IIR - If I Remember -or- If I Recall
• IIRC - If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
• IIT - Is It Tight?
• IITLYTO - If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
• IITM - It's In The Mail
• IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IITYWYBMAD - If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IIWM - If It Were Me
• IJPMP - I Just Pissed My Pants
• IJS - I'm Just Saying...
• IJWTK - I Just Want To Know
• IJWTS - I Just Want To Say
• IKALOPLT - I Know A Lot Of People Like That
• IKR - I Know, Right?
• IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
• IKYABWAI - I Know You Are But What Am I?
• ILA - I Love Acronyms
• ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
• ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
• ILMJ - I Love My Job
• ILU - I Love You
• ILUAAF - I Love You As A Friend
• ILY - I Love You
• IM - Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
• IM2BZ2P - I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
• IMA - I Might Add
• IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
• IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
• IME - In My Experience
• IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
• IMGC - I Might Get Caught
• IMHEIUO - In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
• IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
• IMJS - I'M Just Saying
• IMNERHO - In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
• IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
• IMO - In My Opinion
• IMOO - In My Own Opinion
• IMPOV - In My Point Of View
• IMR - I Mean Really
• IMRU - I Am, Are You?
• IMS - I Am Sorry
• INBD - It's No Big Deal
• INMP - It's Not My Problem
• INNW - If Not Now, When
• INPO - In No Particular Order
• INUCOSM - It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
• IOH - I'm Outta Here
• ION - Index Of Names
• IONO - I Don't Know
• IOT - In Order To
• IOU - I Owe You
• IOUD - Inside, Outside, Upside Down
• IOW - In Other Words
• IPN - I'm Posting Naked
• IRL - In Real Life
• ISAGN - I See A Great Need
• ISH - Insert Sarcasm Here
• ISO - In Search Of
• ISS - I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
• ISSYGTI - I'm So Sure You Get The Idea
• ISTM - It Seems To Me
• ISTR - I Seem To Remember
• ISWC - If Stupid Were a Crime
• ISWYM - I See What You Mean
• ISYALS - I'll Send You A Letter Soon
• ITA - I Totally Agree
• ITFA - In The Final Analysis
• ITIGBS - I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
• ITM - In The Money
• ITMA - It's That Man Again
• ITS - Intense Text Sex
• ITSFWI - If The Shoe Fits Wear It
• IUM - If You Must
• IWALU - I Will Always Love You
• IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA - I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
• IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If
• IWFU - I Wanna F*** You
• IWIWU - I Wish I Was You
• IWSN - I Want Sex Now
• IYAOYAS - If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
• IYD - In Your Dreams
• IYDMMA - If You Don't Mind My Asking
• IYFD - In Your F***ing Dreams
• IYFEG - Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
• IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
• IYO - In Your Opinion
• IYQ - I Like You
• IYSS - If You Say So
• IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
• J/C - Just Checking
• J/J - Just Joking
• J/K - Just Kidding
• J/O - Jerking Off
• J/P - Just Playing
• J/W - Just Wondering
• J2LYK - Just To Let You Know
• J4F - Just For Fun
• J4G - Just For Grins
• J4T or JFT - Just For Today
• J5M - Just Five Minutes
• JAD - Just Another day
• JAFO - Just Another F***ing Onlooker
• JAFS - Just A F***ing Salesman
• JAM - Just A Minute
• JAS - Just A Second
• JC - Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
• JDI - Just Do It
• JDMJ - Just Doing My Job
• JEOMK - Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
• JFH - Just F*** Her
• JFI - Just For Information
• JHO - Just Helping Out
• JHOM - Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
• JHOMF - Just Helping Out My Friend(s)
• JIC - Just In Case
• NTK - Nice To Know
• NTM - Not That Much
• NTMU - Nice To Meet You
• NTTAWWT - Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
• NTW - Not To Worry
• NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
• NUB - New person to a site or game
• NUFF - Enough Said
• NVM - NeVer Mind
• NVNG - Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
• NW - No Way
• NWAL - Nerd Without A Life
• NWOT - New WithOut Tags
• NWR - Not Work Related
• NWT - New With Tags
• NYC - Not Your Concern
• NYCFS - New York City Finger Salute
• O - Opponent -or- Over
• OAO - Over And Out
• OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
• OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
• OB - Obligatory
• OBE - Overcome By Events
• OBO - Or Best Offer
• OBTW - Oh By The Way
• OBX - Old Battle Axe
• OC - Original Character -or- Own Character
• OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
• ODTAA - One Damn Thing After Another
• ofc - of course
• OG - Original Gangsta
• OIC - Oh, I See
• OICU812 - Oh I See, You Ate One Too
• OK - All Correct
• OL - Old Lady
• OLL - OnLine Love
• OLN - OnLine Netiquette
• OLO - Only Laughed Once
• OM - Old Man
• OMB - Oh My Buddha
• OMDB - Over My Dead Body
• OMFG - Oh My F***ing God
• OMG - Oh My God
• OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• OML - Oh My Lord
• OMW - On My Way
• ONID - Oh No I Didn't
• ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
• ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
• ONUD - Oh No You Didn't
• OO - Over and Out
• OOAK - One Of A Kind
• OOC - Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
• OOF - Out Of Facility
• OOI - Out Of Interest
• OOO - Out Of Office
• OOS - Out Of Stock
• OOT - Out Of Touch
• OOTB - Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
• OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment
• OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
• OSINTOT - Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
• OST - On Second Thought
• OT - Off Topic
• OTASOIC - Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
• OTC - Over The Counter
• OTF - Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
• OTH - Off The Hook
• OTL - Out To Lunch
• OTOH - On The Other Hand
• OTP - On The Phone
• OTS - On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
• OTT - Over The Top
• OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
• OTW - Off The Wall
• OUSU - Oh, You Shut Up
• OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
• OZ - Australia
• P - Partner
• P&C - Private & Confidential
• P-ZA - Pizza
• P2C2E - Process Too Complicated Too Explain
• P2U4URAQTP - Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
• P911 - Parent Alert
• PA - Parent Alert
• PAL - Parents Are Listening
• PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff
• PAW - Parents Are Watching
• PB - Potty Break
• PBB - Parent Behind Back
• PBEM - Play By EMail
• PBIAB - Pay Back Is A Bitch
• PBJ - Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
• PC - Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
• PCM - Please Call Me
• PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• PD - Public Domain
• PDA - Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
• PDOMA - Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
• PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick
• PDS - Please Don't Shout
• PEBCAC - Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
• PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
• PEEP - People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
• peeps - people
• PFA - Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
• PFC - Pretty F***ing Cold
• phat - Pretty Hot And Tempting
• PHB - Pointy Haired Boss
• PHS - Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
• PIAPS - Pig In A Pant Suit
• PIBKAC - Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
• PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
• PIF - Paid In Full
• PIMP - Peeing In My Pants
• PIMPL - Peeing In My Pants Laughing
• SITD - Still In The Dark
• SIUP - Suck It Up Pussy
• SIUYA - Shove It Up Your Ass
• sk8er - skater
• sk8r - skater
• SL - Second Life
• SLAP - Sounds Like A Plan
• SLAW - Sounds Like A Winner
• SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
• SLM - See Last Mail
• SLOM - Sticking Leeches On Myself
• SLT - Something Like That
• SM - Senior Moment
• SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
• SMB - Suck My Balls
• SME - Subject Matter Expert
• SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
• SMH - Shaking My Head
• SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
• SMOP - Small Matter of Programming
• smt - something
• SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
• SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
• SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
• SO - Significant Other
• SOB - Son Of a B*tch
• SOBT - Stressed Out Big Time
• SODDI - Some Other Dude Did It
• SOE - Start Of Exams
• SOGOP - Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
• SOH - Sense Of Humor
• SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
• SOI - Self Owning Idiot
• SOIAR - Sit On It And Rotate
• sok - it's ok
• SOL - Sh** Out of Luck
• solomo - Social, Local, Mobile
• some1 - someone
• SOMY - Sick Of Me Yet
• SOOYA - Snake Out Of Your Ass
• SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
• SorG - Straight or Gay
• SOS - Same Old Sh** -or- help
• SOT - Short On Time
• SOTMG - Short On Time, Must Go
• SOW - Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
• soz - Sorry
• SPOC - Single Point Of Contact
• SRO - Standing Room Only
• srsly - seriously
• SSC - Super Sexy Cute
• SSDD - Same Sh** Different Day
• SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• SSIA - Subject Says It All
• STBX - Soon To Be Ex
• STBY - Sucks To Be You
• STD - Seal The Deal -or- Save The Date -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
• STFU - Shut The F*** Up
• STFW - Search The F***ing Web
• sth - something
• STM - Spank The Monkey
• STPPYNOZGTW - Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
• STR8 - Straight
• STS - So To Speak
• STW - Search The Web
• STYS - Speak To You Soon
• SU - Shut Up
• SUAC - Sh** Up A Creek
• SUAKM - Shut Up And Kiss Me
• SUFI - Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
• SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
• SUL - Snooze You Lose
• sup - what's up?
• sux - sucks
• SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
• SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
• SWAK - Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
• SWALBCAKWS - Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
• SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
• SWDYT - So What Do You Think?
• sweet<3 - sweetheart
• SWF - Single White Female
• SWIM - See What I Mean?
• SWIS - See What I'm Saying
• SWL - Screaming With Laughter
• SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
• SWU - So What's Up
• SYL - See You Later
• SYS - See You Soon
• SYT - See You Tomorrow
• s^ - what's up?
• T&C - Terms & Conditions
• T2UL - Talk To You Later
• T2UT - Talk To You Tomorrow
• T@YL - Talk At You Later
• TA - Thanks Again
• TABOOMA - Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
• TAF - That's All, Folks
• TAFN - That's All For Now
• TAH - Take A Hike
• TAKS - That's A Knee Slapper
• TAM - Thanks A Million
• TANJ - There Ain't No Justice
• TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• TAP - Take A Pill
• TARFU - Things Are Really F***ed Up
• TAS - Taking A Shower
• TAW - Teachers Are Watching
• TB - Titty Bar
• TBA - To Be Advised
• TBC - To Be Continued
• TBD - To Be Determined
• TBE - Thick Between Ears
• TBH - To Be Honest
• TBYB - Try Before You Buy
• TC - Take Care
• TCB - Trouble Came Back
• TCOY - Take Care Of Yourself
• TDM - Too Darn Many
• TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
• TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
• TFDS - That's For Darn Sure
• TFH - Thread From Hell
• TFLMS - Thanks For Letting Me Share
• TFM - Thanks From M
• W9 - Wife in room
• WABOC - What A Bunch Of Crap
• WAD - Without A Doubt
• WAEF - When All Else Fails
• WAFB - What A F***ing Bitch
• WAFM - What A F***ing Mess
• WAFS - Warm And Fuzzies
• WAFU - What A F*** Up
• WAG - Wild Ass Guess
• WAI - What An Idiot
• WAK - What A Kiss
• WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
• WAYD - What Are You Doing?
• WAYN - Where Are You Now?
• WB - Welcome Back -or- Write Back
• WBS - Write Back Soon
• WBU - What 'Bout You?
• WC - Who Cares
• WCA - Who Cares Anyway
• WCMTSU - We Can't Make This Sh** Up
• WD - Well Done
• WDALYIC - Who Died And Left You In Charge?
• WDDD - Woopie Doo Da Dey
• WDR - With Due Respect
• WDT - Who Does That?
• WDYM - What Do You Mean?
• WDYMBT - What Do You Mean By That?
• WDYS - What Did You Say?
• WDYT - What Do You Think?
• WE - Whatever
• WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
• WETSU - We Eat This Sh** Up
• WF - Way Fun
• WFM - Works For Me
• WG - Wicked Grin
• WGAFF - Who Gives A Flying F***
• WGMGD - What Get's Measured Get's Done
• WIBAMU - Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• WIBNI - Wouldn't It Be Nice If
• WIIFM - What's In It For Me
• WIIFY - What's In It For You
• WILB - Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing
• WILCO - Will Comply
• WIM - Woe Is Me
• WIP - Work In Process
• wirld - world
• WISP - Winning Is So Pleasureable
• WIT - Wordsmith In Training
• WITFITS - What In The F*** Is This Sh**
• WITW - What In The World
• WIU - Wrap It Up
• wkewl - way cool
• WLMIRL - Would Like to Meet In Real Life
• WMHGB - Where Many Have Gone Before
• WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
• WMPL - Wet My Pants Laughing
• WNOHGB - Where No One Has Gone Before
• WOA - Work Of Art
• WOG - Wise Old Guy
• WOM - Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
• WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
• WOOF - Well Off Older Folks
• woot - We Own the Other Team
• WOP - With Out Papers
• word - it means cool, a.k.a. word up
• WOTAM - Waste Of Time And Money
• WOTD - Word Of The Day
• WP - Well Played
• WRT - With Regard To -or- With Respect To
• wru - where are you?
• WRUD - What Are You Doing?
• WRUDATM - What Are You Doing At The Moment?
• WT - Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
• WTB - Want To Buy
• WTF - What The F***
• WTFDYJS - What The F*** Did You Just Say?
• WTFGDA - Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
• WTFH - What The F***ing Hell
• WTFWYCM - Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
• WTG - Way To Go
• WTG4a\\%/ - Want To Go For A Drink
• WTGP - Want To Go Private?
• WTH - What The Heck
• WTHOW - White Trash Headline Of the Week
• WTMI - Way Too Much Information
• WTN - What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
• WTS - Want To Sell
• WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine
• WTSHTF - When The Sh** Hits The Fan
• WTTM - Without Thinking Too Much
• WU - What's Up
• WUF - Where You From
• WUWH - Wish You Were Here
• WUWHIMA - Wish You Were Here In My Arms
• wuz - was
• wuz4dina - What's for dinner?
• wuzup - what's up?
• WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?
• WWSD - What Would Satan Do?
• WWY - Where Were You?
• WX - Weather
• WYCM - Will You Call Me?
• WYD - What You Doing?
• WYFM - Would You F*** Me?
• WYGISWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For
• WYM - What do You Mean?
• wymyn - women
• WYP - What's Your Problem?
• WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
• WYS - Whatever You Say
• WYSILOB - What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
• WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
• WYSLPG - What You See Looks Pretty Good
• WYT - Whatever You Think
• WYWH - Wish You Were Here
• X-I-10 - Exciting
• XLNT - Excellent
• XME - Excuse Me
• XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
• XOXOZZZ - Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
• XQZT - Exquisite
• XTC - Ecstasy
• XXCC - Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
• Y - Why? -or- Yes
• YA - Yet Another
• YA yaya - Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym
• YACC - Yet Another Calendar Company
• YAFIYGI - You Asked For It You Got It
• YAJWD - You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
• YAOTM - Yet Another Off Topic Message
• YATFM - You Are Too F***ing Much
• YAUN - Yet Another Unix Nerd
• YBF - You've Been F***ed
• YBS - You'll Be Sorry
• YBY - Yeah Baby Yeah
• YBYSA - You Bet Your Sweet Ass
• YCMTSU - You Can't Make This Sh** Up
• YCT - Your Comment To
• YDKM - You Don't Know Me
• YEPPIES - Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
• YGBK - You Gotta Be Kidding
• YGBSM - You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
• YGLT - You're Gonna Love This
• YGM - You've Got Mail
• YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
• YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
• YHM - You Have Mail
• YIC - Yours In Christ
• YIU - Yes, I Understand
• YIWGP - Yes, I Will Go Private
• YKW - You Know What?
• YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
• YLH - Your Loving Husband
• YLW - Your Loving Wife
• YM - Your Mother
• YMAK - You May Already Know
• YMAL - You Might Also Like
• YMMD - You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
• YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
• YNK - You Never Know
• YOYO - You're On Your Own
• YR - Yeah Right
• YRYOCC - You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
• YS - You Stinker
• YSAN - You're Such A Nerd
• ysdiw8 - why should i wait?
• YSIC - Why Should I Care?
• YSK - You Should Know
• YSYD - Yeah, Sure You Do
• YTB - You're The Best
• YTRNW - Yeah That's Right, Now What?
• YTTM - You Talk Too Much
• YTTT - You Telling The Truth?
• YUPPIES - Young Urban Professionals
• YW - You're Welcome
• YWIA - You're Welcome In Advance
• YY4U - Too Wise For You
• YYSSW - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• zerg - To gang up on someone
• ZMG or ZOMG - Oh My God
• ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired
• \M/ - Heavy Metal Music
• ^5 - High Five
• ^RUP^ - Read Up Please
• ^URS - Up Yours