Showing posts with label Brian Michael Bendis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brian Michael Bendis. Show all posts

My Badge Of Honor - Or, Why Brian Michael Bendis Is An Ass

on Monday, October 22, 2012
Brian Michael Bendis, the pillager, ransacker and slaughterer of The Avengers franchise is an assjacket dickburger.

One bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day, he didn't seem to like a twitter post I made concerning his run on The Avengers, particularly his megalomaniacally rewriting of Avenger history. This atrocity appeared in most of the first 10 or so issues of the new Avengers books that came out a year or so ago.  Books like The AvengersNew Avengers, Bendis Avengers, The Amazing Bendis Avengers, Bendis Academy, Bendis And The Magnificent Avengers, Bendis Assemble, Mighty Bendis and The Mighty Bendis etc.

Regardless of all the detestable mistakes riddled within his "oral history" the gall, hubris and ostentation involved in doing this: erasing all the lore and history of the Avenger that came before him, he basically ruined the Avengers.

He's obviously obsessed with Spiderwoman. I dare you to find an appearance of her in any of the Bendis Avengers books that doesn't somehow show her ass, her tits or some kind of overly sexual post. Some call that a beard.

Oh, and his obsession with Luke Cage is something I won't understand. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anyway, my point is this.  As I stated earlier, 4 incredibly well written paragraphs ago, one day he didn't like that I said something like "Bendis is ruining the Avengers".  It wasn't directed at him, it was just a comment to the #comicmarket community.

Then one day I did tweet to him and was greeted by the following:


MY day was made.

What a fragile, feeble delicate little man.  If this is how he reacts to fans that express their dislike...imagine how The Architect is in the office.

I feel for whichever editor is forced to work with him.

My Pull List for July 06, 2011

on Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Nice week, this. I'll be doing a lot of reading, for sure.

Blue Estate #4
The covers for this title are mind blowingly awesome, as is the story.



Chew #19. It's Chew, nuff said.


Fear Itself #4 (of 7). Probably the only snoozer here, this "event" is pretty uneventful.


Fear Itself: Uncanny X-Force #1 (of 3). Uncanny X-Force has been rocking it...and (along with Deadpool, is the only tie in I'm buying.



Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters #4. There's a little too much Obama worship in this one, but enough Eric Powell awesomeness to keep me reading.


Jonah Hex #69. Oh how I will miss you.


Moon Knight #3. Even though he pretty much destroyed the Avengers franchise, Bendis is doing a great job with Moon Knight. Too long has Marc gone without good treatment, and title is bringing it.


Thunderbolts #160. I just love this book, it's that simple.