Angry Birds Rio 11-15 Is Impossible

Three stars is fucking impossible. I've looked at Angry Birds Walkthroughs, guides, Usenet messages all saying they did it easily. This is a video of some guy doing it but I call first. I mean fake.

It cannot be done. This is the biggest conspiracy since The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy of '98.

The Prime Cougar - Is Neither Prime Nor A Cougar

Just found another reason to hate Lebron James.

I love cleavage. A lot.  I also believe in the "quality over quantity" philosophy.  However, with cleavage, it's possible to have both.

Here, with The Prime Cougar we hare approximately 8 inches of bad cleavage that I'll never be able to un-remember.

Why Comics Are More Than Comics

Strange title for a blog post but I'll get there, I know.  I'm a strange guy with strange views. Don't want government in our lives (stay out of gay marriage, let companies fall where they may), but I don't believe not helping my fellow man.  Just fly some planes when the bad guys come around, and stay out of my paycheck.

I'm a Social Moderate and a Fiscal Conservative.  A Classical Liberal.
Anyway, besides the fucking point totally.

A book came out called "Epic Kill" Raffaele Ienco. The guy did everything from lettering to scripting to layouts to pencils to covers to inks to writing a nice page in the back about his love for this new series.  When a writer shows his love for a series, it always comes through.

Most of these guys mail it in until the big boss says, "Hey, let's make a huge crossover and milk our base!" <cough>Brian Bendis<cough> or mail in their art until said epic, world changing crossover comes along <cough> John Romita Jr.<cough>.  They don't love their books.

Creators owned books like Epic Kill and Raffaele's previous work "Devoid Of Life" (which I need to buy ASAP after reading Epic Kill.


  

When these books comes out, I get to sit back and escape for a bit.

 

Raffaele Ienco wrote, drew, penciled, lettered, drew the cover for, sweat all over, and basically put all his effort into it and that is to be commended.  There isn't a single contributor to this book other than Raffaele Ienco.

 

I'm glad and thankful for Image Comics giving these artists a platform to produce their work. Image is on the top right now...ask any LCS.

It's because of their attitude towards guys like Raffaele Ienco and their attitude towards creativity.

Thank you Raffele.

Lolo Jones - Olympic Athlete, Woman Of My Dream Of The Day

Lolo Jones is an Olympic level athlete.

Lolo Jones is fucking hot.

Lolo Jones is 29 years old.

 

Lolo Jones is also a virgin, saving herself for her future husband.  I think that's precious...but could you wait? Could you climb into bed every night with a woman that looked like that and...wait?

The only thing I don't like, and believe me I know this is a little sharp knees of me, are her abs. I tend to like a softer woman.

All joking aside, a woman like Lolo - who's destined to be ridiculed for standing by her convictions (we all know society hates women with those damned conservative convictions) - deserves to be applauded.  If she wants to wait, what harm is that to anyone else.  If you saw her interview with Matt Liar she's an intelligent, beautiful and dedicated woman that deserves our respect. 

And our ogling.

J/K!

My Current Playlist

1. Queens of the Stone Age - Everybody's Gonna Be Happy
2. Social Distortion - I Was Wrong (3:59)
3. Underoath - Writing on the Walls (4:02)
4. Johnny Cash - Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart (2:17)
5. As I Lay Dying - Separation (1:15)
6. Pink Floyd - Don't Leave Me Now (4:17)
7. Kamelot - Lost And Damned (4:55)
8. Queens of the Stone Age - The Sky Is Fallin' (6:15)
9. Rush - Best I Can (3:03)
10. Soilwork - Exile (3:49)
11. Foo Fighters - Alone + Easy Target (4:05)
12. Social Distortion - It's the Law (2:38)
13. James LaBrie - Alone (5:37)
14. All That Remains - Undone (3:12)
15. Underoath - There Could Be Nothing After This (3:26)
16. John Petrucci - Tunnel Vision (6:35)
17. Redemption - Precious Things (7:23)
18. Redemption - Parker's Eyes (6:15)
19. Social Distortion - Lost Child (4:18)
20. Jane's Addiction - Had a Dad (3:48)
21. All That Remains - It Dwells Me In (3:14)
22. Underoath - In Regards to Myself (3:01)
23. Underoath - Returning Empty Handed (6:48)
24. Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be (6:36)
25. Dream Theater - War Inside My Head (2:22)
26. Spheric Universe Experience - Questions (3:49)
27. Blind Melon - Change (3:41)
28. Redemption - Sapphire (15:55)
29. Porno for Pyros - Cursed Male (3:51)
30. Pain of Salvation - Darkness of mine (4:15)
31. Underoath - My Deteriorating Incline (3:33)
32. Dream Theater - A Mind Beside Itself III. The Silent Man (5:09)
33. Redemption - Love Kills Us All-Life in One Day (11:00)
34. Underoath - A Moment Suspended in Time (3:53)
35. Porno for Pyros - Sadness (2:33)
36. John Petrucci - Lost Without You (4:56)
37. Marillion - Beautiful (5:12)
38. Dream Theater - Another Day (4:23)
39. Social Distortion - Hour of Darkness (2:48)
40. Enditol - Blame (3:55)
41. Porno for Pyros - Thick of It All (4:43)
42. Johnny Cash - I Still Miss Someone (1:37)
43. Animals As Leaders - The Price Of Everything And The Value Of Nothing (5:32)
44. Dream Theater - [Wither] - 01 - Wither (5:25)
45. All That Remains - Days Without (3:11)
46. Enditol - Hope Universal (5:52)
47. James LaBrie - I Need You (4:11)
48. Ice Age - When You're Ready
49. 08 Dream Theater - Take Away My Pain (6:03)
50. Spheric Universe Experience - Heal My Pain (7:06)
51. Porcupine Tree - Sleep Together (7:32)
52. Jane's Addiction - I Would for You (3:52)
53. Redemption - The Fullness of Time II. Despair (3:20)
54. Gordian Knot - Surround Me (4:06)
55. James LaBrie - I Tried (3:58)
56. Johnny Cash - I Don't Know Where I'm Bound
57. Dream Theater - Funeral for a Friend-Love Lies Bleeding (10:49)
58. Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky (2:49)
59. Redemption - Let It Rain (7:21)
60. Pink Floyd - Goodbye Cruel World (1:18)
61. Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit of the Summer (2:43)
62. Redemption - The Suffocating Silence (6:37)
63. Redemption - No Tickets to the Funeral (6:26)
64. Chris Knight - Long Black Highway (6:41)
65. Dream Theater - Wait for Sleep (3:25)
66. Dream Theater - Disappear (5:56)
67. All That Remains - Erase (6:14)
68. Redemption - Used to Be (6:08)
69. Dream Theater - Beyond This Life (19:37)
70. Porcupine Tree - My Ashes (5:06)

Gene Simmons: Obama Has No Fucking Idea

When celebrities (a bigger word for idiots) are starting to realize they've been duped, it's time for the momos that follow celebrities to the polls to wake up as well.

Bruce Willis: Independant Thinker

Bruce Willis...who I have been told on more than one occasion I have an uncanny likeness of, has a mind of his own. Hollywood outraged!

Ted Nugent Calls Obama A Piece Of Shit

Thing is, he's right.

Rondo Creates Lost Sneakers

Brandon Bass is turning out to be a phenom.

Andre Iguodala had to put his sneakers back on three times in this video.

Hot News Babes

Nelly Carreno is the weekend weather girl up here in Boston.

She's hot.

Holy Shit I Hate This Guy

While playing with the TT #MorePopularThanTheObamaBudget I found a picture of this guy and I want to punch him in his fucking daddybag.

I see dudes, using that term tenderly (pun intended), all the time. The purse I haven't seen as much but the tight jeans and stupid shoes, some stupid shirt that's an advertisement for a pretend truck stop or athletic complex (for which they paid $29.99 at Hot Topic or Newbury Comics) are everywhere.

I bet you these people smell, too. I can't say for sure because I never stand too close, but they look like they fucking stink. They always have an acne problem and they need to go get a god damn hair cut, too.  There's no way these filthy philistines can't stink...their balls must be so fuggin sweaty and stuck to their thighs and dirty and shit....ugh. Fuck these slobby momos and their slag draggletail girlfriends.

I was sick and tired of the hipster "ironic clothing phase", but once they added this type of legwear to the overall look, I became enraged.  I thought it was fading, but this asshole came along and this "fashion" has simply gotten out of control.

I mean, look at THIS fucking doucher! Jesus Christ! That guy is the biggest asshole walking the earth.  There is no doubt about it.  He wins (or loses, whichever these "ironic" idiots think is worse).

Oh yeah, and don't forget you have to drink shitty beer like PBR now, cuz it's so bad it's good.

Asshat stickfucks.

Kes' Dumb Tweet Of The Day

There's dumb and there's stupid. There's stupid and there's liberal socialism.

.@kesgardner @AynRandBot Socialism fails when someone steps in and stops it from being #socialism
— J.W. Horton (@JWHorton1) May 12, 2012

Scale The Summit

This Tweet Made Me So Angry

@ArmorCavSpin: or what?!: Obama Warns Supremes: Don't Overturn Healthcare Reform http://shar.es/26f8N

It's is disgusting commentary on the electorate that he knows he can say that because our ignorant American Idol society doesn't understand the Judicial system. Nor will they have a trustworthy media to report these tyrannical statements. 

If You're Having One Of Those Days...

I work in IT. I support 150 local users and 400 international users.

Our company is cheap. There are two "me"s in the entire country. We have a Linux Administrator, a Network Administrator and two Desktop Administrators...me and one in an Asian country.

So work can be busy some days. A good part of my day is "triaging" the user issues.  A dead computer is more important than someone that is having a pop up error or some such.  I have to get that user up and running ASAP before I can deal with a user that is already up and running but just experiencing a minor issue.

Out of those 550 computer users.  Approximately 70 of them think they are the only employees that work here.  So when they are having those minor issues, they fail to understand that if I didn't run to them immediately, I must be sitting at my desk playing Minesweeper instead of serving them like the fucking royalty they are.

That was a long way to go to get to my point.

Point:

On days like this I play, no I fucking blast, my "Let It Out Bro" playlist on Winamp or Audiogalaxy. Sometimes a certain band just nails it for that day. They just sound perfect and capture what I need to bring my anxiety down a notch. That bands today, in fact even this past month or so has been Allegaeon. These guys fucking shred.

To borrow a quote from Jack Black talking about another band, Allegaeon is "one of those bands that has a deep reservoir of rocket sauce". They've got enough in the above album to fill your head for while, which is why I said: "this past month or so".  They've been on repeat and they just keep giving.  The album doesn't stop. You hear something, then you hear something else you didn't even hear before.

It's hard to stand out in the "Death Metal" genre.  That's why these guys are much, MUCH more than death metal.  Considered, by some, in the death metal sub-genre of "Technical Melodic" - they have a ton to offer.

If this album is any indication, May 8th can't come fast enough. Their next full length, Formshifter, will be released.

I can't wait.  But there's enough gems and easter eggs on FoFaF to last a lifetime.

Thanks guys...you made my work week a little better...and the fucksticks a little easier to deal with.

Obama Foreign Policy Catastrophe Was Years In The Making

Via Fox News Opinion...

The Obama foreign policy lynchpin known as "engagement" has run into one more eminently predictable quagmire in the case of Chen Guangcheng. State Department officials knew full well that five seconds out of American custody and into Chinese hands they could not guarantee Chen a thing.

So what did they do? They took a man who had suffered years of Chinese human rights abominations and in less than one week they asked him -- of their own admission -- over and over: What do you want to do now? What do you want to do now? What do you want to do now?

It is hardly a surprise that eventually they got the answer they wanted -- the response that made their life a whole lot easier given Chinese banquets for visiting Obama emissaries were waiting and Hillary Clinton was coming to town. And yet astoundingly Obama officials expect us to believe that the atmosphere at the embassy was one of "no pressure".

With Chen reportedly out of the embassy just a few hours after Clinton's arrival, the image of the bum's rush surely comes to mind.

Whichever way it now works out -- that is, whatever political bribe, public or private, is or is not, paid to the Chinese to resolve the mess -- one thing is clear. Usama bin Laden's death is not going to save this President's catastrophic foreign policy.

Remember that this President casts himself as being pro-human rights. Joining the U.N. Human Rights Council was one of his first foreign policy moves. Who else is on this "human rights" council? His pals, the Chinese. There are no conditions for membership and the usual so-called "reform" efforts to institute such conditions, crashed and burned a year ago, which means membership includes the Chinese, the Russians, the Saudis and other illustrious human rights exemplars.

In March, the Israeli government begged the president to get off this "human rights" council so as not to further legitimize the body. After all, almost half of its resolutions condemning specific states are directed at Israel alone -- and not a single one at China. Obama's response? He decided to seek a second term, with the council election scheduled for the fall. The message was not lost on the Chinese.

The president rode into office on a wave of support from human rights believers -- who have automatically connected caring about rights and freedoms to Democrats. But six months later in June 2009, he left Iranian democracy-seekers dead and bleeding in the streets and torture-chambers of Tehran. The administration's responses of choice from the President on down: "we're still waiting to see how it plays itself out" and "the door is still open for engagement." Three years later it's business as usual for Iranian thugs still hell bent on acquiring nuclear weapons. And business as usual for Chinese-Iranian oil and gas companies. The "human rights" message has not been lost on the Chinese.

And then there's Syria. Labeled officially by the State Department as one of four state-sponsors of terrorism, what did the Obama administration do? It sent an American ambassador to Syria for the first time in six years for nothing in return. Today, despite more than ten thousand dead and counting -- and China still saying no at the Security Council -- the administration is still singing the praises of the U.N. "human rights" council and stressing U.N.-led solutions. The human rights message is not lost on the Chinese.

No wonder the president is desperate to turn killing bin Laden into a foreign policy, rather than admit the obvious of having been lucky enough to have been handed a trigger that virtually no American would have failed to pull. His actual foreign policy of "engagement," aka appeasement, is having anti-human rights consequences around the globe. Poor Mr. Chen is only its most recent victim.

Are liberals paying attention to anything?

Of course not. Wetbrains like the Cindy Sheehans of the world have been silent. Oddly, Cindy Sheehan has been silent on the internet for a long time. Her last tweet being at nearly 3am in December of 2009.

"War criminals" like George W. Bush, who was viciously betrayed by the Americans he struggled valiantly to protect have remained all but silent when it comes to Obama's complete failure. No calls for Malia and Sasha to be forced onto the front lines or war. No protests against the human rights violations our president is actually committing, not made up ones like those leveled at Bush during his admirable presidency.

That would all be racist. Right?

The liberals are hypocrites...and like I said early, they are being exposed daily by those smart enough to turn off the Daily Show and Saturday Night Live

Shit Liberals Say

THIS Is All You Will Need In Life

Kate Upton is near perfect. Kate Upton dancing the Cat Daddy, whatever that is...is perfect.

I could watch this video for hours and hours.

She is also in love with me. I can tell because of the way she ignores me and how hard to get she's playing.