What I Think "Hangover 2" Is All About

I liked the first one, so here's my take on what the second one is about.

• The guy from The Office has crazy things happen to him.  He will scream a lot and say things like "I can't believe this".
• The fat guy with the beard that wears "ironic t-shirts" will remain calm.  The guy from The Office will call him things like "You are the rotten, burned flesh of Satan" and he will respond with something like, "I can't believe you said that, I thought we were friends".
• I saw a monkey in the trailer, so like the baby from the first one, the fat guy will befriend it and give it a name like "Cloverfield" or "Chris".
• The good looking guy will be a mess, but his hair will remain perfect and he will be "the thinker".  He'll say things like, "C'mon guys we can't let this turn us against each other...if we just think we can get out of it..." right then they will A) Get hit by a guy driving a moped with a dozen chickens on it B) Run over a nun C) A camel will block their path and be angered by their presence and destroy their car  D) They will arrive at the next plot scene.
• Whatever the Macguffin is of this version, they will always be this close to finding it until some whacky, crazy random thing diverts them from getting to it/finding it/releasing it/springing it/him from jail/getting their passports back/no longer being considered president of the country they're in.
• The movie will end with the fat guy making a funny comment while they drive/walk/fly back to the plot scene from whence the movie began.