Just A Little Reminder For Some People

on Friday, February 25, 2011
To answer a question posited by a moonbat with a very short memory, I wanted to post these pictures.

In an MSN (yeah, I know) article the libs were spewing the typical "everyone that disagrees with Obama is a racist" because of the hub-bub raised by some crazy old guy asking, "Who is going to shoot Obama" at a Paul Broun Town Hall meeting in Georgia.

The idiot poster in question said he has never seen such disrespect for a President in his entire life...that he's shocked someone that holds the office is treated so horribly. That no one ever threatened Bush or said things like he should die...the only things liberals every said, according to commenter "Wyo_Lib", was that Bush was a "bad president".

Don't ever forget who liberals are.

Don't ever let them tell you they are anything other than the pure, essential embodiment of hatred and intolerance.









Top 5 Games For Your Android

on Thursday, February 24, 2011
You need these games.  Ranked from good to favorite.

  1. Paper Toss.  You're sitting in a first person perspective in different office settings and your goal is to...yep...toss paper...into a basket.  Office fans, distance and objects around you effect the crumpled bits of 1s and 0s.  Not a game that you spend a lot of time at...perfect for waiting in line at the pharmacy for some Vicodin or convenient store when the loser at the front of the line is buying 74 scratch tickets.
  2. XConstruction. You are an innovative, well known, renowned architect.  No, you're a faceless, non-existent, omnipotent bridge builder holding the precious, fragile lives of train riders in your finger tip.  Given a specific number of pieces of metal for each level, you need to build a bridge that will hold a train as it traverses across your design.  Do you understand the power of the triangle?  That's all you need.
  3. Ninjump. Press start and you are simply climbing a wall between two buildings...as a ninja!  How high can you go?  It's endless (I think).  As you climb the wall, tapping the screen or pressing the camera button makes your ninja jump from one building's wall to the other.  While you are in flight, you spin around, slicing your sword through the air.  That's important.  Because it would be a stupid game if all you did was watch a ninja climb a wall, right?  Fuckin-a right I'm right.  Anyway, birds, squirrels, other ninjas that throw ninja stars or barrels of dynamite are dug in like ticks along the walls trying to fucking kill your ass.  If a bird hits you, you fall to your death, shamefully.  Kill three in a row of any kind and you turn into that object and are invincible for a few moments.  For example, kill three birds and you sprout wings and soar straight up the center, sword extended killing all in your path.  Shatter three barrels of dynamite (careful, if you are too late hitting the barrel, it blows up into 4 ninja stars and you die) and you turn into a huge rocket and blast off.  There are small blue circles on the wall...these are shields.  Grab one and you can take a hit, but lose the shield.  I can't get higher than 7,000 points or so...I'm sure that's a horrible score. 
  4. Angry Birds.  This is a new one.  Not many people have heard about this, but I have a feeling this one could be a hit.  Using a slingshot, you fling...angry...birds...at buildings constructed flimsily by a group of disgusting pigs because they stole your eggs and are sonofabitching cowards.  It sounds lame, but I think this one has potential to catch on.
  5. Crazy Snowboard. Easy snowboard game.  Third person perspective.  You hit jumps and do tricks.  Earn points to unlock more "dudes", "boards" and "grabs".  It's that easy to pick up and play.  Each level can be beaten with 1, 2 or 3 stars like that Angry Birds one.  Very, very fun.

Dust, How To Rid Your Phone Of It

on Saturday, February 19, 2011
Well, my htc Incredible had a dust under the screen problem, which some phones were suffering from.

Last time I took the dive and disassembled it so as to remove the dust.

Quite an adventure when you're holding a brand new, 36 day old, $500 device in your hand knowing that if you break it you bought it.  It's actually kind of easy to do.  Take off the battery case, remove the 4 screws (voiding the warranty), pry the 6 clips holding the unit onto the backing, unscrew the 2 screws holding the motherboard on, two more screws for the LCD unit and take it out.  Clean it off and put it back together again.

Good as new!

Miss Tessmacher

on Sunday, February 13, 2011
Sitting on the couch watching the best comic book movie of all time, 1978's "Superman".

Miss Tessmacher sure has a good heart in that villainous, voluminous bosom of hers.
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Dust Under Your HTC Incredible?

My incredible seems to have developed a problem. Dust has made its way into the upper left corner of the screen. I'm perfectly capable disassembling the device and a bit of googling has shown me that some units suffer this problem.

Of course fixing it myself voids the warranty, but I've been voiding warranty since I was 9 years old.

I bought a Rocketfish snap case and once that arrives I'll disassembling it.

Does anyone else have this dust problem? If so how did you fix it?
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