Big Brother - In Case You Didn't Know, Has Hot Girls On It. Jessie's Ass Deserves An Award.

on Monday, August 26, 2013
Jessie from Big Brother has an ass unlike any ass I've ever seen.

She much have done gymnastics because she has that body style.  Not that I like "thick" or even think this petite girl s "thick" but she has powerful legs and an ass that you could fire a BB gun at.

If you like seeing girl's with nice asses dance and I don't mean this  (You might want to block your eyes and ears...if you can make it through this whole video you deserve an award).

What I do mean is this:

 

If you can disregard her comments on her bowel problems at the end  of this next video you'll see what I mean.  I think this girl has some of the greatest child bearin' hips this side of the Mississip...

God Lord Santa, this woman's hips are mathematical.

















These Mispronounced And Misspelled Words Drive Me Bat Shit Insane

Supposably.
The word, people, is supposedly. Hearing otherwise intelligence people say this word is far and away the biggest pet peeve I have. I've given upn on letting it slide....to flat out correcting people when I hear them say it. And the blank, dumb stares on their faces enrages me even more.

Expresso. You think you like good coffee, you think you're a cofee-head. Yeah, you think it's called Expresso, like some fucking gas station in West Texas than a coffee drink. You're an asshole.
Could of, Would of, Should of.

Yes, I know that when you learned contraction WAY back in junior high school, they were very, very difficult. Much like conjugating Latin verbs, joining two English words must have been a horror show for you. Because now, in your late teen/adult life you fill out comments on youtube and other websites saying things like, "He should of gotten the red car" or "They could of been killed by that insane cow.

I know that the word "should've" sounds like "should of" when your brainless little head says it quickly, but ask yourself this: Those people that escape cow death, had they actually died, would you say, "They of died" or "That have died".

Yeah, it's that easy. Now sit back and think about how STUPID you sound then you type it. Fuckwit.
Loose.
The word above is the opposite of tight, not win.

You can't loose at a game of Call of Duty, or Portal.

When someone beats you and they type, "LOL OPWNED YOU LOOSE! CLAN BIGGUMS BOYZ RULES!!" All you have to do is realize they can't spell because they have no career prospects, and you do - and therefore you know the difference between something that's tight and something that you win.

My challenge is for you to go to any random Youtube page and I promise that you will see one of your fellow citizens type "should of", "could of" or "would of". Any video. Nuff Said on that one.
You're and your. 
You know this.
There, they're and their. 
You know this, too.
Libary. 
You know, that big building that holds books into which this person has never ventured
Eck Cetera. 
I know you've heard someone say this. It's such common sense to you and I that our ears may hear the correct way to say it. Buut start to pay attention and see just how manu people say it that way.
Visa Versa.
This one drives me nutty. They're using it to sound well read, but in turn they sound plum dumb.

So, what mispronounced misspelled words drive you nuts?

My eBay Auction. I Was Very, Very Tired.

on Saturday, August 24, 2013
I'm selling a big ol box of LEGO people.

This is the story I used to illustrate the mayhem in which they currently live within the WB Mason box on my porch.

Really, only you can help them.  Or pass this along to folks you think may be fit to put an end to this needless slaughter.



Trouble Is Spelled LEGO
Someone wants to bang, bro.

You ain't kidding, old man.  Not one single bit. Shits about to turn on yo ass, and not a fuck will be given by the East Side HALO Bloods.

Thought So...Grandpa.


Go ahead. Fuck around in a LEGO box...next thing you know a bird is eating your brains out while Paris Lohan tweets to Gaga Bynes about it before heading out to Globo Gym.  Steve The Pirate will take your commissary, too.

Anyone Up For Trading Comic Books

on Thursday, August 1, 2013

I am looking for the latest three Invincible trade paper backs, 16, 17 and 18.

For trade I have these to offer.  In case you're wondering what kind of person I am to deal with, I am fair and hope for the same.  Maybe you remember my post about how you should avoid MyComicShop.com

I treat people fairly, and hope others do the same.  My books are all in mint condition, I hope you can provide something close to the same.

In return, I have the following trade paperbacks to offer:

100 Bullets 01
100 Bullets 02
100 Bullets 03
Battle Pope 01
Battle Pope 02
Battle Pope 03
Battle Pope 04
Chew 01
Chew 05
Classic Gi Joe 09
Classic Gi Joe 11
Hellboy 11
Hellboy 12
Losers 01
Losers 02
The Death Of Captain America: The Burden Of Dreams 02
The Goon 06
The Goon 07
The Goon 08
The Goon 09
The Goon 10
Walking Dead 17
Walking Dead Survivors Guide 01


Those are some dang good books.  Chew is a first print.

Just about everything is a first print, I will let you know otherwise if it isn't.

Let me know if any and how many of these interest you and let's work out a trade.  I'm not super strict about it being an exact value or 2 for 2 trade, if you happen to really want something extra just let me know...I'm always happy to help out a fellow collector.

I hope you're the same.

The greatest animated gif that has ever been created: Kate Upton, who happens to be stalking me (it's sad really) dancing after the jump.